Best CID Jokes

1. gujrati me pitaji k bhai ko bolte he kaka..

Wah wah...

Gujrati me pitaji ke bhai ko bolte he kaka...
......Wah wah...

DAYA to ACP :- "teri maa ka saki naka"


2. Ahemdabad ki dhup se skin meri jali...

Wah wah ...

Ahemdabad ki dhup se skin meri jali...
......
Abhijeet to Daya:- chura ke dil mera taarika chali...


3. aajkal CID ke sher ka he zamana...
Wah wah....

Aajkal CID ke sher ka he zamana...

MUSKAN ne pahena Jeans aur Vivek hua diwana....


4. Abhijit ko tarika se aur vivek ko muskan se he pyar....

Thoda nazuk sher he gor farmaiyega..

Abhijit ko tarika se aur vivek ko muskan se he pyar.....
......
Daya:- Are ACP tune wo picture dekhi "Dil vil pyar vyar"


5. Tu sayar to nahi,lekin sayri achhi banata he...

Wah wah...

Tu sayar to nahi lekin sayri achhi banata he...
......
Abhijit zara dekho to Daya ye samose kaha se lata he..?!

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Modern day family introduction:-
Sardarji introducing his family:-
1. Yeh hai meri biwi..... Google Kaur.. Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai......��
2. Yeh hai mera beta.... Facebookjeet Singh.. Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai......
3. Yeh hai meri beti.... Twitterpreet Kaur.. Poori colony isse folow karti hai...... 
4. Aur mein hoon Orkutdeep Singh.... Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi.... ��
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.


Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Conductor: 24 hours.

Aadmi: Wo kaise?

Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!



Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!


A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal :)


A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!


Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed..."


Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!